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Monday, May 05, 2008

painting

i finally hired a contractor to paint the inside of my house. he started this morning, and i gotta say i'm quite excited. i've been in the house for two years now. that's two years of planning to paint and not following through. at some point, i just had to accept that i wasn't going to get it done any time soon, and that my painting skills would not be up to snuff.

so he should be painting now. and i'm quite excited to get it done.

Friday, April 18, 2008

earthshake

yeah, everybody's talking about it. they have been all day. me too.

i knew when it happened this morning that it would be the conversation for the whole day. and that people would tell stories about how they figured out it was an earthquake and what they did or didn't do.

i knew while it was happening that this was one for the record books.

i also figure that since it happened this morning around 5:30 and that most people are in bed, but after that shaking they're too excited to sleep but too early to go ahead and get up, that many people took that opportunity to get a little action. so i expect we'll see a bunch of babies born in mid-to late january 2009.

regardless, it was the biggest quake i've been involved with. and a really big one for this part of the planet.

i think everyone survived kentucky earthquake 2008.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

digsby

wow! this is actually an excellent instant messaging client. i've tried others but haven't stuck with them. this one i'm sticking with because it's useful and works very nicely. i'm eager for the os x version.

www.digsby.com

yeah, i'm really recommending a product. this isn't spam.

which one's pink?

it's funny how you can know the lyrics to a song, and then suddenly out of nowhere you get some sort of clarity about their meaning. since i'm not a lyrics guy (lyrics tend to fall far behind chords and melody) i find that this happens regularly. but today was a fairly big one that i'm sure most people long ago figured out.

song: pink floyd "have a cigar"
lyric: "by the way, which one's pink?"
real meaning: which person on stage is named "pink"? probably a common question from clueless record execs.
my previous understanding: what an odd lyric. that doesn't really make sense, but that's okay. it's a pink floyd song. maybe it's not supposed to.

yeah, i'm sure most people figured that out long ago.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

subprime bailing

i waited for years to buy a home - until i was in a good spot financially and knew that i wouldn't have any problems with the payments, etc. and now there is talk of legislation to help lenders and borrowers of money that cannot pay it back. yes, it is unfortunate for people to get in over their heads, but it is clear that the banks should not have taken a risk on these people. hell, i was approved for a loan amount that was _far_ greater than i could have possibly afforded, but i was wise enough not to get a home requiring that.

anyway, i guess it just irritates me that these people are being saved from irresponsible behavior - both on the part of the lenders and borrowers - when i acted responsibly.

i'm certain i would feel differently if i was on the other side of this issue. but hopefully people on that side can see my side too.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

elevator dreams

i'm sure that we all have really odd dreams, and some of them will qualify as recurring. so here's my latest recurring dream that i remember.

i get in an elevator and the elevator goes up _past_ the top of the building and then settles back down to the proper level - sometimes creatively (think balloons). but i always arrive safely at my destination after taking a little detour into the sky.

i'm not one who believes that dreams mean anything. i think they are the side effects of your brain defragmenting or some such biological task. still, usually i can trace them back to something. so where the hell did this one come from?

i guess when i die in that tragic elevator accident the blogosphere will know that i should have heeded the warnings.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

disappointing apocolypses

for the last day we've been warned of the impending winter storm that is arriving today. well, it finally arrived. schools closed early. the mayor declared that downtown businesses should leave early. and now, several hours later, the winter storm has changed to rain, pedestrians are briskly walking, and traffic is moving fluidly.

one of my co-workers (bantu is one of the only ones left in this floor of the building other than me) came over to say that he expected more from this apocolypse. i had to agree (which led us to an amusing little exchange such as "is this all?" and "i expected more fire and brimstone" and "where is all the death and destruction?").

i figure all apocolypses are destined to be disappointing. hype can make anything appear less than what it really is.

Friday, February 15, 2008

kitchen messes

this was a weeek for much experimenting in the kitchen.

for valentine's day i wanted to make a cheesecake for me and the significant other. in an attempt to make the cheesecake more healthy (rather, less bad for you) i used fat-free cream cheese and splenda. hours later i open the oven to find a small ugly excuse for a cheesecake. the taste was close, but the cheesecake was cracked on the top and looked like hell (having been baked extra long because the first time i checked it was still liquidy).

thinking splenda may have been the culprit, i get online to find another recipe with splenda in it. i had enough (fat free) cream cheese to try again, so away i go with cheesecake number 2. hours later i open the oven to the same thing. at least it was cooked throughout, but the surface more resembled a baked, cracked bit of mud than a cheesecake.

so that's two cheesecakes thrown away in one afternoon. but the takeaway is that fat-free cream cheese is NOT to be used for making cheesecakes. at least, not exclusively. there may be some combination of regular and fat-free cream cheese that would work and one day i may have the energy or ambition to try.

but wait, that's not all.

the second cheesecake left me with some egg-white. i'd been wanting to try homemade mayonnaise for a while now, and i used this as the excuse to try. so i whipped it up, adding lots and lots of oil to the mixture, waiting for it to emulsify. finally my arms get tired, so i i get out the mixer with the whisk attached. having used LOTS of olive oil, i switch over to something lighter. i run out of that. so determined, i shift back to the olive oil. _finally_ it looks (consistency) properly like mayonnaise. but how does it taste? well, with that much olive oil it tastes almost exactly like olive oil. also, it's green. also, there's a TON of it. hmmm. so we tried to eat it, but since it tasted pretty much like olive oil it didn't make for a very good condiment. and now it sits in my fridge, still looking alright, but not tasting any better. i'll throw it away this weekend. the takeaway here is that homemade mayonnaise may be really good, but an egg and a half shouldn't make that much mayonnaise. and maybe oil with less of a taste would work better.

and for mess number three.

cooking the chicken in the skillet left some oil and such behind, so i decided to add some sour cream and try to make a sauce. oily mess. maybe if we add flour we'll get gravy. nope. oily mess with flour. one day i'll learn to make a proper sauce. or gravy. but this was not the way to accomplish it. the mess went straight into the trash can.

but all is not lost. the purchase of a sam's size jar of artichokes (from sam's club) was a success and has produced some _excellent_ chicken with artichokes. of course, that's the significant other's cooking, not mine.

and last night was my first attempt at making mashed potatoes. and that was quite successful too. not perfect, but still a very satisfactory result.

so this is the kitchen. a fun place to create a mess that's sometimes, but not always, edible. it's good fun. like chemistry lab.